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Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Rules for Gambling

Here are some rules for gambling that I thought were useful and should be passed on.

1. Don't Gamble. Seriously it is called gambling for a reason, and that reason is there is a good chance you will lose.
2. They didn't build all those fancy casinos in Las Vegas because they were giving money away. Casinos and gambling establishments will always, ALWAYS take in more money than the give out. They have to or else they will go out of business.
3. Never gamble with more than you are willing to lose. Gotta give props to Marty W. on that one. One of the wisest pieces of gambling advice anyone can give.
4. When someone asks if you want to bet, always say no. If they are asking you to bet, then they know something you don't and that always puts you behind in the percentages.
5. If you know something that someone else doesn't always ask them for a bet. (Bwaah hah, hah, hah) {Evil Laugh}
6. Lotteries are a joke. I heard one person refer to it as a dumb people tax, sounds about right. If you spent $5 dollars a week for 20 years on the lottery you would spend $5,200 dollars. And, statistically speaking, your chances of winning would never change unless they add more numbers to pick from, then your odds would go way down. Think about it, if the government wasn't making money on the lottery they wouldn't do it. Well maybe the government isn't the best example when it comes to losing money. Hey, wait a minute. I'll finish this up later I am gonna go buy some lottery tickets!!! Whoo Wee. Dang I should have bought some on 7/7/07, I know I would have won then.

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