Cecil and the Blog: Travel Chronicles Chapter 5

Favorite Rap Lyrics

- Girl won't you move a lil closer? Time to get paid, it's maximum wage That body belong on a poster.
- There's been a change in plans, rip your old plan up.
- Shortie was hot like a toaster, sorry but I had to fold her like a pornography poster, she showed her...
- Here is an autograph picture one for you and one for your sister, who had to work tonight but is an avid listener.
- the balla tick no questions asked, so I jumped out the white jag smooth like Shaft
- I'm an outlaw, bad Leroy Brown, I'm the only coolhand Luke left in this town.
- You should be in Magazines, wear a crown on your head 'cause you's a ghetto queen like bling bling bling
- I said your jinglin' you from around the way? I like earrings, two L's, but anyway.
- Boogie down and check this production, gimmie them lips they look good for suction.
- Got mad cash to swing, when I do my thing my balls is hairy like the Lion King.
- Probably seen my name tatted on your chick's frame.
- You got pimp potential, you might could be one.

Previous blog descriptions

Punching other blogs in the "Buck" eye since '04
Wow Seattle, compensating for something . . . Not me though at least since '04, <>
<>< Holding Ironman's helmet for ransom, since '04
- 'Been Blogging Long?'-'Yeah, Since '04'
- <>< Going back to where I was in '04, only this time with a snow man.
- Tim Tebow and Superman both wear Kirk Helfen pajamamas, since '04
- Sharing Opinions That Matter Since '04
- Jesus didn't tap. Not tapping since '04. (Note: tapping has nothing to do with sex in this case.)
- Making the World a better place for my children Since '04, but not my children's children because children shouldn't be having sex.
- Mudding up the water, since '04
- Come for the Blog, Stay for the ads. Blogging since '04.
- If you don't like it, Don't look at it.