Cecil and the Sorority?

Well wonders never cease.  You see just as I was getting ready to turn 42 and turn the page on my college life, finally, I was asked to join a sorority.  Well technically not asked to join, just asked to try out or what ever it is they do.  I know what you are thinking...hasn't it been like 20 years since you were in school?  Well 19 actually, well 19 years, and 3 months and 3 days to be exact.  And aren't you a dude?  Well yes, but all I can assume in these new times is that gender identity and age discrimination are no longer apart of the Sorority way of life.  Alas with the kids and wife and job, it just isn't the right time, so I had to decline the offer...for now.  In a few years, who knows.